The invitation is extended to all and every person and creature and will begin at sundown. I know ya’ll love to dress to impress and the attire is smart casual.

I only ask that those of the Fae persuasion to use their discretion when attendin’  as we don’t want any ‘accidents’. Further details of who to follow will be posted when their attendance has been confirmed.

However today there was a letter, contained in a hand written envelope and with a seal neatly stamped upon the back. On closer inspection I realized that this was not a seal I wanted to see. I almost choked on my own breath. It was the symbol belongin’ to a group of vampires I detest more than any others, the vampires of Vegas!

I exhaled sharply and swiftly but carefully slid my letter opener across the top. The letter had gold guilted edgin’ (I ‘spose I should be grateful they can’t use silver) and had the name “Leo Alvarez “ embossed along the top. As far as I know, that’s the name of the Sheriff’s right hand man in the area.

What were the contents of this unwanted mail you ask? It was an invitation, of sorts, requestin’ my presence out in the desert. I use the term ‘invitation’ with the loosest of meanings ‘cause who am I kiddin’? With them, it’s never a request, it’s an order.

I still owe them.

I always end up owin’ ‘em and I ain’t got a choice. It’s somethin’ I gotta do to keep my family safe, and with family you don’t question, you do.  It didn’t say what they want me for, or what I’ll be required to do, but nor did any of the others I’ve received in the past. It will be the same as it always is, of that I’m sure.

I MUST FIGHT.

I encourage ya’ll to R.S.V.P so that Santa can write his list and check it twice. If ya ain’t on the list, you can’t get a gift!

Got any questions? Ask away and I look forward to seein’ ya there!!

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from @misscloud - my new favourite person!

I just got another one in from @VampAngelica! Must be my lucky day. I appreciate it babe.

From @VampAngelica - Thanks babe!

The followin’ people are invited to join as competitors. If you know you are eligible and I haven’t listed you, please just drop me a line. If you aren’t sure then leave me a message and I’ll let you know. If you aren’t eligible, don’t get offended – it’s for your own safety!

• @EthanR82
• @JamesHill_
• @KristinaBrull
• @Shiftfaced
• @MarieTigress

I was thinkin’ ’bout doin’ things a little differently this time because there are 6 of us and it could get complicated. Split the group in half and have 2 fights (possibly on separate nights.) If any of the above people have a preference as to who they do and do not wanna fight just say.

Any other questions? Please leave any and all below. Thank you.

We are the things that go BUMP in the night

If you need to know anythin’ else then get hold of my bud and the organizer of tonight’s events @BobbyBurnham – the best man and he’ll help ya out.  So let’s all get involved and have a great night!

I would appreciate it if ya didn’t all ask me silly questions like “Will you have tiny tiger babies with me” and such like, because the answer is obvious! *laughs*

So, get your thinkin’ caps on and post post post! Thanks and I look forward to reading ‘em.

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